The Drew Carey Show (TV Series)

Drew's Life After Death (2001)

Kathy Kinney: Mimi Bobeck Carey

Quotes 

• Kate O'Brien : We found your obituary in the paper.

  Drew Carey : [Reads]  "Drew Carey" Wow. "Employee at Winfred-Louder, dead from a car accident, he was 42." How did this get in the paper

  Mimi Bobeck Carey : [Walks to her desk]  Hey, pig.

  [Goes on the store intercom] 

  Mimi Bobeck Carey : Attention shoppers. In honor of Drew Carey being dead, for the next hour, you can 50% off all old-man underwear.

  Drew Carey : It's not my fault they haven't made any good underwear since the 50's.

  [Slams the paper with his obituary on her desk] 

  Drew Carey : You did this didn't you?

  Mimi Bobeck Carey : How dare you! I'm deeply wounded by your insinuations-Yeah, I did it.

  [laughs] 

  Mimi Bobeck Carey : The hospital sent me and Steve your death certificate.

  Drew Carey : Why? I was in a coma, but I didn't die!

  Mimi Bobeck Carey : Don't ask me. The hospital sent it to Steve, and I go through his mail. He keeps sending money to sponsor those needy third-world kids. We've got four already, no more!