The Drew Carey Show (TV Series)
Drew's Life After Death (2001)
Diedrich Bader: Oswald Lee Harvey
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Quotes
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Lewis Kiniski : [Oswald laughs as he is reading a section of a newspaper] What are you reading, the comics?
Oswald Lee Harvey : No, no. I'm looking at a woman in a lingerie ad.
Kate O'Brien : Why are you laughing?
Oswald Lee Harvey : Because I'm getting turned on by the newspaper! I've reached a new low!
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Drew Carey : That's just great. Wick goes to Hawaii, you guys get rich, I die, everybody else goes to heaven.
Lewis Kiniski : Well, we offered to cut you in.
Drew Carey : That's not the point! The point is, I've helped more people who are dead than alive
[takes the newspaper and points to it]
Drew Carey : I mean, look at this guy. All of the list of the organizations he belonged to takes up more space than my whole obituary. You know, if I want a life that adds up to something, I gotta care too. I gotta volunteer somewhere.
Oswald Lee Harvey : Hey, that's a great idea. My uncle was a general in the Salvation Army. Till he went crazy and led a surprise attack on the Goodwill store... There was blood and platform shoes everywhere.