Dream On (TV Series)
Sex and the Single Father (1990)
Chris Demetral: Jeremy Tupper
Quotes
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Martin Tupper : [about to have 'the talk' with his teenage son] Believe me, buddy, these feelings you're having, you're - you're not the first to feel 'em. I've had them. Every guy's had them.
Jeremy Tupper : Even Uncle Irv?
Martin Tupper : Well, almost every guy.
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Jeremy Tupper : [when his Dad gets flustered giving him 'the talk'] Dad, I know this.
Martin Tupper : What?
Jeremy Tupper : Y'mean, like, intercourse and fallopian tubes 'n stuff? I know this.
Martin Tupper : [seemingly relieved] Well, great. That's great. Is there anything y'don't understand? I mean, y'got any questions?
Jeremy Tupper : Ummmm, yeah, yeah, actually I do.
Martin Tupper : Shoot.
Jeremy Tupper : What's 'cunny-lingus'?
Martin Tupper : [uncomfortable again] Why don't we hold off on that for a bit. What else have you got?
Jeremy Tupper : Do you masturbate? What's bestiality? Blow job? And, uh, smegma?
Martin Tupper : [desperate] Why don't we just start with when a man and woman love each other very much.
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[Jeremy is trying to calm down after finding out that his Dad went out with his teacher]
Jeremy Tupper : How come you didn't have sex with her?
Martin Tupper : I guess I didn't have sex with her because we just met, and I didn't want to rush into anything and have it be bad.
Jeremy Tupper : [astonished] Sex can be *bad*?