Doctor Who (TV Series)
Bad Wolf (2005)
Christopher Eccleston: Doctor Who
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Quotes
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Dalek : It is the Doctor. He has located us. Open communications channel!
Dalek : The female will stand! Stand!
[the screen comes up]
Dalek : I will talk to the Doctor.
The Doctor : Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello!
Dalek : The Dalek stratagem nears completion. The fleet is almost ready. You will not intervene.
The Doctor : Oh, really? Why's that then?
Dalek : We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated.
The Doctor : No.
[everyone looks at The Doctor, stunned]
Dalek : Explain yourself.
The Doctor : I said no.
Dalek : What is the meaning of this negative?
The Doctor : It means no!
Dalek : But she will be destroyed!
The Doctor : *No*! 'Cause this is what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna rescue her! I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth, and *then* - just to finish you off - I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
Dalek : But you have no weapons, no defences, no *plan*!
The Doctor : Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death?
[to Rose]
The Doctor : Rose?
Rose : Yes, Doctor?
The Doctor : I'm coming to get you.
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Female Programmer : If you're not holding us hostage, then open the door and let us out. The staff are terrified!
The Doctor : That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day?
Female Programmer : That's not our fault. We're just doing our jobs.
The Doctor : And with that sentence, you just lost the right to even talk to me. Now back off!
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Captain Jack Harkness : [as The Doctor tries to patch into the computer system, Jack turns to Lynda and smiles, offering his hand] Hey there!
Lynda : [bright friendly smile] Hello.
Captain Jack Harkness : [as they shake hands] Captain Jack Harkness.
Lynda : Lynda Moss.
Captain Jack Harkness : Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.
The Doctor : [not looking up, sounds annoyed] Do you mind flirting outside?
Captain Jack Harkness : [mildly defensive] I was just saying hello.
The Doctor : For you, that's flirting.
Lynda : [hand still linked with Jack's] I'm not complaining.
[smiling]
Captain Jack Harkness : [smiles back] Muchas gracias.
[kisses her hand]
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Lynda : A hundred years ago. What?
[follows him to another door]
Lynda : You were here 100 years ago?
The Doctor : [glances back briefly as he walks] Yep.
Lynda : Well, you're looking good on it.
The Doctor : [turns around to face her; pointedly] I moisturize.
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Captain Jack Harkness : That's impossible. I know those ships. They were destroyed.
The Doctor : Obviously they survived.
Lynda : Who did? Who are they?
The Doctor : Two hundred ships. More than two thousand on board each one. That's just about half a million of them.
Male Programmer : Half a million what?
The Doctor : Daleks.
[cut to the interior of the ship]
Dalek : Alert! Alert! We are detected!
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[the Doctor is in the Diary Room]
The Davina Droid : You are live on channel 44,000. Please do not swear.
The Doctor : You have *got* to be kidding.
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Male Programmer : [placing a logbook in front of Jack] Use that, it might contain the final numbers. I kept a log of all the unscheduled transmissions.
Captain Jack Harkness : [looks up at him; impressed] Nice, thanks.
[offers his hand]
Captain Jack Harkness : Captain Jack Harkness, by the way.
Male Programmer : [shakes hands with him] I'm Davitch Pavale.
Captain Jack Harkness : [smiling; in same tone he used when greeting Lynda] Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale.
The Doctor : [looks down at Jack; annoyed again] There's a time and a place.
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The Doctor : The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of - mind you, have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear?
Lynda : Oh, Bear With Me? I love that one!
The Doctor : And me. The celebrity edition, where the bear...
The Doctor , Lynda : ...got in the bath!
[both smiling]
The Doctor : But it's all gone wrong! I mean, history's gone wrong. Again!
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Lynda : You got chosen.
The Doctor : [the Doctor looks confused] Chosen for what?
Lynda : You're a housemate, you're in the house!
[laughs]
Lynda : Isn't that brilliant?
Strood : That's not fair! I've been here all eight weeks, I've played by all the rules and then he just comes swanning in!
Crosbie : If they keep changing the rules like this I'm going to protest, I am. I'm gonna... paint the walls!
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Lynda : You were here a hundred years ago?
The Doctor : Yes.
Lynda : Well, you're looking good on it.
The Doctor : I moisturize.
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Lynda : There's 100 different games
The Doctor : Like what?
Lynda : There's 10 floors of Big Brother, there's a different house behind each of these doors, and then beyond that there's all sorts of shows. It's nonstop. There's Call My Bluff, with real guns. Countdown, where you got 30 seconds to stop the bomb going off. Ground Force, which is a nasty one. You get turned into compost. Wipeout, speaks for itself. Oh, and Starts in Their Eyes, literally, stars in their eyes. If you don't sing, you get blinded.
The Doctor : And you watch this stuff?
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[the Doctor looks right at the "Big Brother" camera]
The Doctor : Well, here's the latest update from the Big Brother house. I'm getting out, I'm going to find my friends, and then I'm going to find you!
