Dinosaurs (TV Series)
The Last Temptation of Ethyl (1992)
Buddy Hackett: Louie
Quotes
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[Ethyl has died the second time and into the afterlife]
Louie : [echoing] Ethyl! Ethyl!
[Ethyl sees her late husband in a bubble]
Ethyl : Louie, is that really you?
Louie : Hiya, cupcake!
Ethyl : Oh, Louie it's so good to see you! Am I finally good and dead?
Louie : Not yet.
Ethyl : Oh, will you guys stop jerking my chain! I'm dead, I'm alive, I'm dead, I'm alive. If I wake up with dirt in my mouth again...
Louie : Take it easy, cupcake, they sent me here with a message: stop pushing the afterlife.
Ethyl : But Louie, it's so beautiful up here.
Louie : It's just as beautiful where you are, Ethyl. It's more beautiful, because it's life; and you only get a little bit of it. And if you don't live every day of your life to the fullest, you have an eternity to regret it.
Ethyl : But Louie, I miss you.
Louie : I miss you too, sweetheart. But it's not your time yet.
Ethyl : Will we be together, Louie?
Louie : Soon enough, cupcake, but you've got to go back now; and stop trying to make a buck off the afterlife. Dinosaurs who sell the afterlife may not ever see the afterlife. They may end up someplace not so nice. Look what's waiting for you.
[Louie shows Ethyl a door titled 'Place Not So Nice', as it opens, five replicas of Earl Sinclair are in the family room]
Earl : [five, in unison] Hi, Ethyl! Come on in!
Ethyl : [screams] *No*!