Dinosaurs (TV Series)

The Terrible Twos (1994)

Rickey Boyd: Ethyl

Quotes 

• Earl Sinclair : And we were gonna ask to jump out of the cake.

  Fran Sinclair : Terrible twos. That's an old wives' tale.

  Ethyl : So what do I look like, a debutante? Think back, Fran. You've gone through this twice before. Robbie, and then Charlene.

  Fran Sinclair : Well, let me see. I remember making little decorative twos for the birthday cakes.................. . and then they were three years old. That's funny. I've no recollection of that entire year.

  Earl Sinclair : Fran, let me try. Uh, I was sneaking a taste of the icing from Robbie's second birthday cake............... . and then it was this morning. Did I miss anything, Fran?

  Ethyl : Oh, jeez.

  Fran Sinclair : That's odd. Neither of us has any recollection of the children being two.

  Ethyl : It's was so traumatic and horrible you blocked it out, and now it's gonna happen again. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  Earl Sinclair , Fran Sinclair , Robbie Sinclair , Charlene Sinclair : [singing]  Happy Birthday dear Baby Happy Birthday to you

  Baby Sinclair : [singing]  Happy birthday to me

  [the whole family laugh and electricity crackles] 

  Baby Sinclair : [cackles] 

  Earl Sinclair : Okay, son, time to blow out the candles.

  [Baby Sinclair breathes smoke at the family] 

  Charlene Sinclair : Baby!

  Earl Sinclair : [Baby Sinclair laughs] 

  [puts icing in his mouth and smacks his lips] 

  Earl Sinclair : Yum. Devil's food.