Diff'rent Strokes (TV Series)

The Honeymoon's Over (1984)

Dixie Carter: Maggie McKinney

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Quotes 

• Arnold Jackson : [Returning from the party, Arnold finds a pair of very angry newlyweds waiting for him]  ... Hi, there!

  Philip Drummond : DON'T YOU "HI THERE" ME! *Where have you been?*

  Arnold Jackson : Out in the hall, looking for suspicious characters. Did you know the local crime rate is up 11%?

  Philip Drummond : Sam woke up AN HOUR AGO and he couldn't find you. He was so worried something had happened to you, he called us - and *we had to leave right in the middle of our own wedding reception!*

  Arnold Jackson : Is Sam okay?

  Maggie McKinney : Physically, yes... thank Heavens.

  Philip Drummond : You went to that party, didn't you...?

  [he doesn't even wait for an answer] 

  Philip Drummond : HOW COULD YOU *DO* SUCH A THING!

  Arnold Jackson : There's this girl, Angela... She's wild about me, and I don't get that many opportunities.

  Maggie McKinney : [CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR-LINE]  Arnold, you may have done this to meet a girl, but you have *not* handled yourself like the sort of boy a girl needs - even if *she* thinks she does.

  Philip Drummond : [CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR-LINE]  I definitely would not approve Kimberly's relationship with any boy who left a seven-year-old home alone... at night, no less!

  Arnold Jackson : Good point... I'm sorry.

  Philip Drummond : Sorry is NOT good enough. You go and sit in your room, Don Juan, while I think of a suitable punishment.

  Arnold Jackson : How "suitable"?

  Philip Drummond : *VERY* SUITABLE!

  Arnold Jackson : That bad, huh?

  [he retires upstairs] 

  Maggie McKinney : ...Let's not make it TOO suitable; he *did* get us out of that BORING reception.

  Philip Drummond : I haven't forgotten!