- Arnold Jackson: I'm looking up 'rabies' in the encyclopedia. Rabies, rabies... Ah, here it is! "Rabies: The official leader of a Jewish congregation." Getting rabies makes you Jewish?
- Willis Jackson: Let me see that. That's not "Rabies," that's "Rabbis"! Here it is, "Rabies: An acute virus."
- Arnold Jackson: I don't care how cute it is, I don't want it!
- Willis Jackson: If we don't find that dog you're gonna get a LOT of shots.
- Arnold Jackson: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
- Willis Jackson: I'm talking about Dr. Padning giving you twenty shots.
- Arnold Jackson: Twenty! There'll be more holes in my butt than in a golf course!
- Willis Jackson: It won't be in your butt, Arnold. It'll be in your stomach.
- Arnold Jackson: In my stomach? All the food will leak out!
- Willis Jackson: Well, Arnold, the shots won't be that bad. They probably won't even hurt.
- Arnold Jackson: Willis, you're pretty brave with my belly.
- Willis Jackson: C'mon, Arnold, you can handle it.
- Arnold Jackson: Oh, no, Willis, I ain't goin'. I'll be too busy looking for a dog.
- Willis Jackson: You mean the one that bit you?
- Arnold Jackson: No, Greyhound. I'm hoppin' a bus and leavin' town!
- Willis Jackson: [Setting out to search for the dog] Me and Arnold will be a team.
- Arnold Jackson: Right. I'll be B.J., you be the Bear.