"Diff'rent Strokes" The Dog Story (TV Episode 1979) - Todd Bridges as Willis Jackson

Arnold Jackson : I'm looking up 'rabies' in the encyclopedia. Rabies, rabies... Ah, here it is! "Rabies: The official leader of a Jewish congregation." Getting rabies makes you Jewish?

Willis Jackson : Let me see that. That's not "Rabies," that's "Rabbis"! Here it is, "Rabies: An acute virus."

Arnold Jackson : I don't care how cute it is, I don't want it!
Willis Jackson : If we don't find that dog you're gonna get a LOT of shots.

Arnold Jackson : Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Willis Jackson : I'm talking about Dr. Padning giving you twenty shots.

Arnold Jackson : Twenty! There'll be more holes in my butt than in a golf course!

Willis Jackson : It won't be in your butt, Arnold. It'll be in your stomach.

Arnold Jackson : In my stomach? All the food will leak out!

Willis Jackson : Well, Arnold, the shots won't be that bad. They probably won't even hurt.

Arnold Jackson : Willis, you're pretty brave with my belly.

Willis Jackson : C'mon, Arnold, you can handle it.

Arnold Jackson : Oh, no, Willis, I ain't goin'. I'll be too busy looking for a dog.

Willis Jackson : You mean the one that bit you?

Arnold Jackson : No, Greyhound. I'm hoppin' a bus and leavin' town!
Willis Jackson : [Setting out to search for the dog] Me and Arnold will be a team.

Arnold Jackson : Right. I'll be B.J., you be the Bear.

Todd Bridges: Willis Jackson