Diff'rent Strokes (TV Series)

Mr. T and mr. t (1983)

Joel Brooks: Stanley Pearlburg

Quotes 

• Stanley Pearlburg : [Mr. T picks Philip up and swings him over his head during a rehearsal]  Perfect, throws him against the wall and he stomps on his head and he mashes his face!

  Philip Drummond : Hold it, time! Would you put me down, please?

  Mr. T : What's the problem?

  Philip Drummond : I'm just afraid you'll strain yourself.

  Mr. T : Are you kidding? My gold chains weigh more than you do!

• Mr. T : You ready for me, Pearly?

  Stanley Pearlburg : Not yet, Mr. T, why don't you go down and relax in your trailer?

  Assistant Director : Yeah, go relax, T Baby.

  Mr. T : You call me T Baby one more time, and I'm gonna break every bone in your pitiful little body.

• Philip Drummond : Shouldn't I have makeup?

  Stanley Pearlburg : Well you don't need it for rehearsal but go ahead if it's something you normally wear around the house.

  Philip Drummond : Not really, oh maybe occasionally a little eyeliner.

• Pearl Gallagher : Leave that man alone, you big bully!

  [smashes a vase over Mr. T's head, he gets up and turns around] 

  Pearl Gallagher : Mr. T!

  Stanley Pearlburg : Cut! Cut!

  Mr. T : Hey! That wasn't a breakaway vase! This is!

  [smashes another vase over his head]