The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

No Rice at My Wedding (1965)

Allan Melvin: Sam Pomerantz

Quotes 

• Sam Pomerantz : Look, pal, you're raffling her off, right?

  Rob Petrie : Yeah.

  Sam Pomerantz : Well, so, I might be the winner.

  Rob Petrie : Sam, you're my friend!

  Sam Pomerantz : Right, Rob, to the end - but if I win her, that's the end.

• Rob Petrie : Oh, hi, Sam.

  Sam Pomerantz : What did I do?

  Rob Petrie : Nothin', nothin', uh... You're just not Laura, that's all.

  Sam Pomerantz : That's what everybody says.