Dharma & Greg (TV Series)
Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date (1998)
Joel Murray: Pete Cavanaugh
Quotes
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[At the beginning of an arbitration between Greg's mother Kitty and Dharma's father Larry, with Pete as the arbitrator, Larry begins his opening statement with a reading of the U.S. Constitution and begins to read the Magna Carta]
Greg Montgomery : I object!
Larry Finkelstein : On what grounds?
Greg Montgomery : On the grounds that you-you, you scared my mother, she fell down, went boom, end of story! Why are you making this so complicated?
Larry Finkelstein : Your honor, that's not an objection. That's a speech!
Pete Cavanaugh : That's quite right, Mr. Finkelstein. Objection overruled.
Greg Montgomery : Uh, permission to approach the bench?
Pete Cavanaugh : For what purpose?
Greg Montgomery : To kill you.
Pete Cavanaugh : Denied. Continue, Mr. Finkelstein.
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[Kitty reluctantly admits that her $1.5 million dollar lawsuit against Larry was initiated when her tailbone injury forced her to use an inflatable donut cushion while sitting next to the mayor at a fundraiser and the cushion made a sound imitating flatulence]
Larry Finkelstein : Would the plaintiff please demonstrate for the court how the alleged sound was allegedly made?
Kitty Montgomery : I most certainly will not!
Larry Finkelstein : Your honor?
Pete Cavanaugh : The witness will comply, under the, uh..."this-I-gotta-see" rule.