Dharma & Greg (TV Series)
Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date (1998)
Thomas Gibson: Greg Montgomery
Quotes
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Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : [explaining why she accepted Donald's invitation to his high school dance] Come on, Greg! He's only 16 years old, and he's really awkward with girls.
Greg Montgomery : Well, how's it going to help him to walk into a dance with a tall, blonde... never mind.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Plus, I was home schooled. You know, I never got to go to one of these things. It'll be fun!
Greg Montgomery : Far be it from me to let our marriage get in the way of your dating.
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Donald : [upon seeing Dharma in her dress for the homecoming dance] Wow.
Greg Montgomery : [annoyed] Yeah, "wow."
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[Greg tells Dharma that he persuaded his mother to drop her $1.5 million lawsuit against Dharma's father on the condition that he submit to a binding arbitration hearing at their apartment on Saturday]
Greg Montgomery : Oh no, Greg, Saturday's no good. Donald just invited me to the big homecoming dance.
Greg Montgomery : Well, I hope you said yes, 'cause my life isn't weird enough.
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Greg Montgomery : Mother, I'm not representing you.
Kitty Montgomery : Well, "thank you for sending me to law school!"
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[At the beginning of an arbitration between Greg's mother Kitty and Dharma's father Larry, with Pete as the arbitrator, Larry begins his opening statement with a reading of the U.S. Constitution and begins to read the Magna Carta]
Greg Montgomery : I object!
Larry Finkelstein : On what grounds?
Greg Montgomery : On the grounds that you-you, you scared my mother, she fell down, went boom, end of story! Why are you making this so complicated?
Larry Finkelstein : Your honor, that's not an objection. That's a speech!
Pete Cavanaugh : That's quite right, Mr. Finkelstein. Objection overruled.
Greg Montgomery : Uh, permission to approach the bench?
Pete Cavanaugh : For what purpose?
Greg Montgomery : To kill you.
Pete Cavanaugh : Denied. Continue, Mr. Finkelstein.