- Kitty Montgomery: [rushes into hospital] Dharma! Is Gregory going to be alright?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: It's fine. He's fine. I'm just doing his paperwork. Do you have any mental illness in your family?
- Kitty Montgomery: Not until recently.
- Greg Montgomery: [falls through ceiling because of Larry's "test holes"]
- Greg Montgomery: Greg, are you okay?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: I'm just laying here trying to decide if your father is a hole surrounded by ass, or...
- Greg Montgomery: Larry, you have *got* to fix the wall.
- Larry Finkelstein: You mean the hole. Because the wall around the hole, that's okay.
- Abby O'Neil: Greg, anger is like a little puppy, and it will piddle on the carpet of your soul.
- Greg Montgomery: Yeah, I have all my carpet Scotch Guarded.