- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [annoyed with her pink dress] Do I have to wear this embarrassment?
- Drake Mallard: [coldly] You may as well get used to it.
- Tuskernini: [to his gang] Ah, my plan can't fail! When we spray hypno-gas on the costumes, those rich people will act exactly as I direct.
- [laughs]
- Tuskernini: Not only will we film the benefit, but we'll steal their money and jewels. This script will be the perfect marriage of art and crime!
- [Darkwing, Tuskernini, Launchpad, and the penguins are wearing golf clothes under the influence of the gas]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [pushing a mannequin in Darkwing's outfit forward] Hold it right there, you low life linksters! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the sand trap on the fairway of evil!
- [to the actual Darkwing]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: You, caddie! Come over here now!
- Tuskernini: What's wrong? We didn't pay green fees?
- Launchpad McQuack: I replaced my divots.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [to Darkwing] Put on the cape!
- Darkwing Duck: Caddies don't wear capes. I can't carry...
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Do it now!
- [Darkwing puts the cape on]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Now the hat! Do it or else I'll...
- [Darkwing puts the hat on and snaps out of his trance]
- Darkwing Duck: What? Gosalyn, I told you to stay outside!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: You're you again!
- [hugs him]
- Darkwing Duck: Yes I am, and I speak to you later.
- [handcuffs Tuskernini]
- Darkwing Duck: This rounds over for you, Tuskernini, but you can still work on your swing... in prison! Justice is served once again, thanks to Darkwing Duck!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Ahem!
- Darkwing Duck: And family.
- [the two hug]
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the meter on the cab of justice! I am Darkwing Duck!