Dark Angel (TV Series)

Fuhgeddaboudit (2002)

Jessica Alba: Max Guevera, X5-452

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Quotes 

• Max Guevara : i'll take him on

  AA Man : ladies and gentleman we have a new challenger

  Alec : what the hell are you doing?

  Max Guevara : I told you to take a dive. Now i'm gonna have to beat your ass myself.

  Alec : what do you have against me making money?

  AA Man : [To Max]  What's your name cupcake?

  Alec : She doesn't have a name. You know what? she's not here. she's not fighting.

  Max Guevara : Oh, yes i am

  AA Man : Ladies, and Gentlemen, in this corner, hailing from parts unknown, let's hear it for the curvaceous killer

• Dochnovich : [to alec and max]  All right, here are the rules. Well, there ain't no rules. Hitting below the belt's allowed... eye gouging's allowed...

  Alec/X5-494 : [while the announcer talks]  Max, you don't want to fight me.

  Max Guevara : Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this chance for months.

  Alec/X5-494 : Yeah, well, see, you're just a girl, and so -

  [Max punches him] 

  Normal : Hey! She jumped the bell! What are you doing? She jumped the bell!

  [the announcer quickly leaves the ring] 

  Dochnovich : [to the ring girl]  Ring the bell! Will you ring the bell?

  [She rings it] 

  Alec/X5-494 : Should've known you'd cheat

  [Max kicks Alec in the leg] 

  Max Guevara : That's for the virus.

  Alec/X5-494 : That was not my fault!

  [She punches him] 

  Max Guevara : That's for trying to kill Joshua.

  Alec/X5-494 : I was just trying to protect my own...

  [She punches him twice] 

  Max Guevara : And that's for getting paint all over my research papers

  Alec/X5-494 : Okay, yeah, that was my bad.

  [Max punches Alec again] 

  Max Guevara : That's for making Joshua deliver your packages.

  Alec/X5-494 : Max, cut it out!

  [She kicks and punches him] 

  Max Guevara : That's for losing my baseball. And this...

  [Kicks Alec in the stomach] 

  Max Guevara : ... is for whatever stupid thing you do next.

  Normal : Kick her ass!

  Alec/X5-494 : Okay. That's it.

  [Max goes to kick Alec again, but he grabs her leg, punches her, and shoves her to the ground. Before she can get up, he kicks her. She lands near the edge of the ring, in front of Normal] 

  Normal : Oh, lovely!

  [to Max] 

  Normal : You better be at work tomorrow, there, miss. Huh, pumpkin?

  [Yelling, to Alec] 

  Normal : Kill the messenger!

  [Max stands up. Alec smiles] 

  Alec/X5-494 : My turn now, bitch

  Max Guevara : What'd you just call me?

  Alec/X5-494 : [chuckling]  You heard me. B-I-T-C...

  Max Guevara : Oh, look at that. Ring girl just lost her top

  Alec/X5-494 : [not believing her]  Yeah

  [Despite his disbelief, Alec can't help glancing at the ring girl. She smiles at him, top intact. Max takes the opportunity to kick him in the groin] 

  Alec/X5-494 : [the crowd groans. Eventually the women in the crowd cheer. Alec stops in his tracks, wide-eyed with pain. Max pushes him a little and he falls over] 

  Max Guevara : Oops. Sorry

• [last lines] 

  Max Guevara : Can't really be mad at her. I mean, you got your guy.

  Logan Cale : And she got hers. Shall we ?

  Max Guevara : May as well.

  [walking away] 

  Logan Cale : So I hear you're a rocking awesome chick.

  Max Guevara : And you're a beautiful talented man.

  Logan Cale : That's right.

• [first lines] 

  Logan Cale : Appreciate you doing this for me, Max. You almost ready ?

  Max Guevara : Ahuh.

  Logan Cale : Fat Tony and his crew always show up at the 49 Club by 9. Get there late and you risk them already hooking up with there comadas ?

  Max Guevara : A what ?