- Max Guevera: [re Logan] I just hope he isn't in any trouble.
- Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: I'm telling you, girl, he's probably just out bein' a doggy-dog.
- Donald Lydecker: You're in one hell of a situation, soldier!
- Jace: Yes, Sir!
- Donald Lydecker: Do you mind explaining why?
- Jace: 'Cause I am dumb! I am so damn dumb it would take ten acts of divine prowess to raise me to the sublime heights of simple ignorance, *Sir!*
- Donald Lydecker: And what am I supposed to do about you now?
- Jace: That's not for me to speculate, Sir!
- Donald Lydecker: You're damn right it's not.