- Alec: I've been stuck in this closet for over an hour to facilitate you having sex. That's what I've been reduced to. I'm a pimp.
- [first lines]
- Alec: Well, thanks for playing, it's always a pleasure. Who's next ? Anybody ? Sketchy, what do you say buddy ?
- Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: No, man. I already owe you two paychecks.
- Alec: I'll let you break.
- Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: No, no, no.
- Alec: I'll play left handed. You can blindfold me.
- Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: Hehe, no man.
- Alec: No, okay.
- Max Guevera: Nobody likes a showoff, Alex.
- Alec: Max. Fifty bucks and you get to humble your old buddy, Alec. What do you say?