Dallas (TV Series)

Where There's a Will... (1982)

Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing

Quotes 

• JR Ewing : [after getting Jock's will]  Like my Daddy always said... Where there's a way, there's a will.

• Serena Wald : [to her young lover]  You're not leaving, are you?

  John Baxter : I gotta get home.

  Serena Wald : Don't be silly, it's still early.

  John Baxter : It's nearly ten.

  Serena Wald : Aren't you enjoying yourself?

  John Baxter : [lured back to the bed, sits down next to her]  Are you kidding? Your husband must have been a fool to divorce you.

  Serena Wald : He's a lot older. We just weren't compatible. Not like us.

  [her hands go onto his shoulders, they kiss] 

  JR Ewing : [enters]  Oh, excuse me. John Baxter!

  John Baxter : Mr. Ewing, what are you doing here?

  JR Ewing : Well, this is a Ewing condo. Serena was just staying here.

  Serena Wald : [acting]  I'm sorry, J.R. I thought I'd be gone by now.

  JR Ewing : Good Lord, what is Harv Smithfield gonna say when he hears his brand-new son-in-law... was in bed with another woman?

  John Baxter : Mr. Ewing, you wouldn't say anything to him, would you?

  JR Ewing : Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm a firm believer in the sanctity of marriage, and I'm damn disappointed in you, John.