Dallas (TV Series)

Turning Point (1984)

Denny Miller: Max Flowers

Quotes 

• Max Flowers : I just wanted you to know that I'm doing my best. But sooner or later, even an idiot with a long straw could suck up oil out of that tract.

  J.R. Ewing : You're just gonna have to make sure he keeps getting the short straw.

  [takes a swig of beer and grins] 

  J.R. Ewing : Hell, he's used to that anyway, isn't he?