- Sly Lovegren: ...Maybe Cliff just put two and two together.
- JR Ewing: If Barnes put two and two together, he'd get three.
- [first lines]
- Mandy Winger: [after preening in front of the mirror, comes to bed, and as J.R. chuckles as she snuggles up close:] What's the matter? Am I tickling you?
- JR Ewing: [still chuckling as he studies file] No, darling, no. Cliff Barnes will be mighty surprised when he finds out that... the equipment I need to consummate the Marinos deal
- [chuckles some more]
- JR Ewing: I bought from Wentworth Tool and Dye without him knowing anything about it.
- [both laugh]
- Mandy Winger: How can that be?
- JR Ewing: Since he won't sell to me, there's nothing to stop me from getting somebody else to buy that equipment. And then I in turn buy it from them. Everybody wins.
- [smirks]
- JR Ewing: Barnes sells the product, my friend gets the markup, I get my equipment. That's what I call greasing the wheels of industry. But... let's not talk anymore about consummating business deals.
- [switches off bedside light]
- JR Ewing: I've got something much better to consummate.
- JR Ewing: [on phone] Angelica! What are you doing up so early in the morning?
- Angelica Nero: I'm always up early in the morning. That's how I manage to stay on top of things.
- JR Ewing: Well, I like a woman who's on top of things.
- [grins]
- Mark Graison: The Orient Express. You ever sleep on a train?
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: Sleep?
- [knows he has other ideas]
- Mark Graison: You're gonna *love it!*