- Carter McKay: I see the Ewing brothers also received an invitation. I find that somewhat annoying.
- Rolf Brundin: Spring Ball is for everyone.
- Carter McKay: But especially for those who like to play one side against the other, eh?
- Rolf Brundin: Isn't that the essence of capitalism? And isn't capitalism the state religion of Texas?
- John Ross Ewing: So are you gonna marry my mom or what?
- Don Lockwood: [clears throat] Ah... actually... no. Does that make you feel better?
- John Ross Ewing: Lots!
- Sue Ellen Ewing: John Ross, what is wrong with you?
- John Ross Ewing: It took me a long time to whip Dad's new wife into shape. Cally was hard work. I'm not in the mood for another big job.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: I want you to apologise right now!
- John Ross Ewing: You're the one who asked me what's wrong.
- Don Lockwood: It's okay, Sue Ellen.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: No, it's not okay. He's being incredibly rude.
- John Ross Ewing: What do you expect? How do you talk to a guy who's never played baseball?
- Don Lockwood: Well, I played cricket. Does that count?
- John Ross Ewing: Any sport named after an insect has gotta be lame.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: That's enough!
- John Ross Ewing: Why can't you find someone like Uncle Cliff? At least he doesn't say "toMAHtos." I mean, can't you find a boyfriend who speaks English?
- Sue Ellen Ewing: You go wait for me in the lounge. Come on! Up! Go on!
- [John Ross leaves]
- Sue Ellen Ewing: He's not usually like this.
- Don Lockwood: I kind of liked his line about cricket.