Dallas (TV Series)

The Decline and Fall of the Ewing Empire (1991)

Ken Kercheval: Cliff Barnes

Quotes 

• Cliff Barnes : [Cliff just caught his secretary taking down the Ewing Oil sign]  What is going on here?

  Jackie Dugan : I thought now that you own Ewing Oil, you'd want to change the name.

  Cliff Barnes : Are you crazy? Not only do I want the name to stay 'Ewing Oil', but in big bold letters underneath I want it to say 'Cliff Barnes, President'! Then I'm going to take a picture of it and send it to J.R.

• [J.R. and Cliff have each just discovered that the other owns 50% of Ewing Oil] 

  J.R. Ewing : Oh my God.

  J.R. Ewing , Cliff Barnes : [to each other]  You and I are partners?