Dallas (TV Series)

The Decline and Fall of the Ewing Empire (1991)

Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing

Quotes 

• J.R. Ewing : Don't forget, I do control the voting rights to 25% of Westar.

  Carter McKay : Oh, right. Clayton gave them to you. They carry a lot of weight. But maybe the rights aren't enough. Don't you need the shares to go with them?

  J.R. Ewing : [grinning]  Don't worry. I'll get those soon enough.

  Steven 'Dusty' Farlow : Not this time, J.R.

• [John Ross has informed J.R. of his intention to stay in England, for good] 

  J.R. Ewing : [angrily]  Do I have to come out there and pound some sense into you?

  John Ross Ewing : Just TRY IT! You have no legal claim on me whatsoever! Why don't you go play with James and his *stupid* baby, 'cause I'm never coming BACK!

  [hangs up] 

• [J.R. and Cliff have each just discovered that the other owns 50% of Ewing Oil] 

  J.R. Ewing : Oh my God.

  J.R. Ewing , Cliff Barnes : [to each other]  You and I are partners?