Dallas (TV Series)

Reunion: Part 2 (1978)

Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing

Quotes 

• J.R. Ewing : [Val is outside wearing a nightie, having just said goodbye to Gary]  You'll catch your death on a morning like this.

  Valene Clements : I'll catch my death anywheres around you.

  J.R. Ewing : Then don't hang around me, honey.

• [Lucy, having been told her mother took J.R.'s money and left, smacks J.R. across the face hard] 

  J.R. Ewing : [rubbing his face]  In the old days, they used to kill the bearer of bad news. Guess I got off lucky.

• Valene Clements : [Gary has just left Southfork for good]  So what's my future?

  J.R. Ewing : None around here.

  Valene Clements : Any choices?

  J.R. Ewing : Well... $5000 and an escort out of the state.

  Valene Clements : Any others?

  J.R. Ewing : An escort out of the state.

  [Val attempts to slap his face but J.R. catches her hand] 

• Lucy Ewing : J.R., I'm gonna go ride back with you.

  J.R. Ewing : Just you?

  Lucy Ewing : Yeah.

  J.R. Ewing : [re Gary and Val]  You think we can trust those two love-birds to be alone together?

  Lucy Ewing : [wants her Mom and Dad to reunite]  Nope. That's why I wanna leave them here!

  [giggles]