- J.R. Ewing: [taking a sip from Kristin's coffee] That woman just cannot make a decent cup of coffee!
- Dr. Simon Ellby: You know, we've never even discussed how you really feel about an extramarital affair. Does it offend you?
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Well, it doesn't seem to be bothering J.R.
- Dr. Simon Ellby: Sue Ellen, you're not J.R.
- Miss Ellie Ewing: [to Jock] A long time ago, you walked out on a sick woman. If I get sick, are you gonna walk out on me?
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: Some women worry that if they aren't perfect in all ways, they can't keep their man.
- Bobby Ewing: Well maybe it's time that... they understood that a man can love a woman so much that nothing matters, as long as they're together.
- Kristin Shepard: [brought coffee, joins sleeping lover on bed] The well was sputted, J.R., and it's a real gusher.
- J.R. Ewing: [eyes open, still sleepy:] Hmm?
- Kristin Shepard: [lyrical] The core is all gray shale, we've just put in the surface pipe, and I've just called for the blow-up preventer.
- J.R. Ewing: [smiles contentedly, then snorts:] What time is it?
- Kristin Shepard: I knew that would wake up an oil-man.
- J.R. Ewing: [snickers, then looks at watch, realizing:] It's morning! You let me sleep here all night?
- Kristin Shepard: I didn't have the heart. And besides, it was nice.
- J.R. Ewing: [gets up hurriedly] I told you never to do that. Why didn't you wake me up, anyhow? Lord sakes...
- Kristin Shepard: Well, you tossed and turned, and you seemed so exhausted.
- J.R. Ewing: [from bathroom] Well, you're an exciting young woman, sugar. Gets me all... keyed up.
- [chuckles]
- Kristin Shepard: Thanks, J.R. But there are other reasons for your being keyed up.
- J.R. Ewing: Yeah, where are my clothes? Where are they at?
- Kristin Shepard: Well, I put a fresh suit in the bathroom, and I'm taking last night's to the cleaners.
- J.R. Ewing: Oh, okay, I got 'em, I got 'em. Listen, I really... appreciate it, but let's not do this again.
- Kristin Shepard: Why, I like waking up with you in the morning.
- J.R. Ewing: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. But that is no excuse. They're...
- [comes out of bathroom]
- Kristin Shepard: J.R., I wish you'd let me help you.
- J.R. Ewing: [sighs] Well, you're doing fine, darling, just fine.
- Kristin Shepard: No, I mean, I know how worried you are.
- J.R. Ewing: I got everything under control.
- Kristin Shepard: Not exactly, J.R., considering everything Ewing owns is mortgaged, including Southfork.
- J.R. Ewing: Nothing for you to trouble yourself about, darling.
- Kristin Shepard: Well, I know how concerned you are about Uncle Jock finding out. Maybe if you'd talk to me, it would help you relax.
- J.R. Ewing: Well, now, Kristin, if you know about it, and I know about it,
- [shrugs]
- J.R. Ewing: then what have we got to talk about?
- [his hands on her shoulders, looks into her eyes:]
- J.R. Ewing: You know how I'm gonna relax? If you get your tail out of here, and get to the office before I do.
- [kisses her, slaps her waist as she turns to leave, chuckles:]
- J.R. Ewing: Go on, go on!
- [as Kristin is out the door, takes sip from cup]
- J.R. Ewing: That woman just cannot make a decent cup of coffee.