Dallas (TV Series)

Julie's Return (1979)

Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing

Quotes 

• J.R. Ewing : [Bobby and J.R. suspect their father may be having an affair]  I know it's hard to believe some times, but daddy's only human. And if I know that lady - and I do know that lady - she wouldn't object.

• Julie Grey : I wanted to apologize.

  J.R. Ewing : A two-day apology? That sets some sorta record, don't it?

• J.R. Ewing : I don't find this amusing.

  Julie Grey : Well, J.R., you don't have any sense of humor. But Jock Ewing has a wonderful sense of humor. I know it would just tickle him to find out that his own son forged his will. It was the red file that brought you here, wasn't it?

  J.R. Ewing : [coming closer]  You plan on telling him?

  Julie Grey : Tell him what? That his son intends to turn his ranch into an oil field when he dies? Now, why would I do that?

  J.R. Ewing : To get back at me.