Dallas (TV Series)

Jock's Trial: Part 1 (1980)

Mary Crosby: Kristin Shepard

Quotes 

• Kristin Shepard : I'm sorry, J.R., the only thing I had to eat in the kitchen was caviar.

  J.R. Ewing : Kristin, when you learned about all the ways to please a man, you got an A in bedroom and flunked kitchen.

  Kristin Shepard : Well, I'd learn if I had a man to cook for.

  J.R. Ewing : [chuckles]  Oh, somehow I can't imagine you getting all steamy and grimy working over a hot stove.

  Kristin Shepard : [feeds him caviar on crisp bread]  I'd do it for you, J.R.

  J.R. Ewing : You move a little fast for me, honey.

  Kristin Shepard : I don't think so. You have everyone convinced that Sue Ellen's drinking. Now all we have to do is to find a way to get her to take that first drink.

  J.R. Ewing : Let me do the thinking. Works better that way. I don't want you involved in a scandal. I mean, how would it look, you named correspondent in your sister's... divorce action? God!

  Kristin Shepard : I really don't care. Sue Ellen's been a rotten wife to you, J.R.

  J.R. Ewing : That's true enough. But I don't think my Mama and Daddy will take kindly to you replacing her until there's sufficient cause.

  [as Kristin sighs:] 

  J.R. Ewing : Patience, sugar, patience.

  Kristin Shepard : I don't wanna wait, J.R. I want you now.

  J.R. Ewing : [puts glass on bedside table, checks wristwatch, drops it]  Well, I've got at least an hour until I have to be back in the office.