Dallas (TV Series)

Fools Rush In (1984)

Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing

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Quotes 

• private investigator : [re Peter]  Well, if he's got any skeletons, we'll dig them up.

  J.R. Ewing : If not, we'll put 'em there.

  private investigator : What's that, sir?

  J.R. Ewing : [chuckles]  Just a little joke.

• Katherine Wentworth : I'll do my best.

  J.R. Ewing : Well, your best had better be good enough. If not, I'll play Bobby that tape I made. Remember it? You and me in the sack?

• Bobby Ewing : [thought it was Jenna]  Well, Charlie, what are you doing here?

  Charlie Wade : I wanted to talk to you, Bobby. Is it okay?

  Bobby Ewing : Well, of course it is, come on in. Does your Mama know that you're here?

  Charlie Wade : No, I took the bus over from school.

  J.R. Ewing : Well, how about that?

  Charlie Wade : Do you think it would be okay... if I talk to Bobby alone?

  J.R. Ewing : [with a chuckle]  Oh, sure. Lookit there, kicking your own brother out of your office.

  Charlie Wade : I'm sorry.

  J.R. Ewing : [turns back in the doorway]  It's all right, honey. I understand. Bobby and I are finished anyhow.

  [closes door] 

  Bobby Ewing : Well, come on. What's on your mind?

  Charlie Wade : [sits down]  Bobby, why have you and Mama stopped seeing each other?

  Bobby Ewing : [sighs]  Oh, honey, that's a very long and complicated story.

  Charlie Wade : I just *know* it has something to do with me.

  Bobby Ewing : With you?

  Charlie Wade : Did I do something wrong that day?

  Bobby Ewing : What day?

  Charlie Wade : You know, the day you came to get me at school... and we went to Southfork and rode Darius?

  Bobby Ewing : Yeah?

  Charlie Wade : That was the day you broke up.

  Bobby Ewing : Well, I know, honey, but that had nothing to do with it. You're... you're mixing up a lot of different things together.

  Charlie Wade : [tearfully]  I asked Mama, but she won't talk to me about it.

  [crying:] 

  Charlie Wade : That's why I came to see you.

  Bobby Ewing : [comforting her]  All right, calm down.

  Charlie Wade : Maybe it's because you bought me Darius.

  [shakes her head] 

  Charlie Wade : I'd rather not have him.

  [sniffs] 

  Charlie Wade : I just want you and Mama back together.

  Bobby Ewing : Sweetheart... what happened with your Mama and me

  [shakes his head] 

  Bobby Ewing : was strictly between the two of us. It had nothing to do with you, nothing at all.

  Charlie Wade : But...

  Bobby Ewing : No buts. I've never lied to you before. You believe that, don't you?

  [she shrugs] 

  Bobby Ewing : Well, believe it. Your Mama loves you very much, and so do I. Do you remember when I told you that?

  [she nods] 

  Bobby Ewing : All right. I meant it then, and I mean it now.

  Charlie Wade : [whimpering]  I was so scared I did something.

  Bobby Ewing : Well, you didn't. But I'll tell you what. I'm gonna take the rest of the day... away from the office. And you and I are gonna spend the afternoon together.

  Charlie Wade : Doing what?

  Bobby Ewing : I don't have the slightest idea but we'll think of something before we get to the elevator. Is that a deal?

  Charlie Wade : It's a deal.

  Bobby Ewing : Okay, come on, let's go.

• J.R. Ewing : [Katherine says she's the woman for Bobby]  A bird in the hand, honey. And Jenna was in the hand until you screwed it up.

• J.R. Ewing : Jenna was perfect, just perfect! Well, I guess you'll have to do.

  Katherine Wentworth : Well, you're certainly big on compliments, aren't you?

  J.R. Ewing : With Bobby on the loose again, the only sure way to keep him and that Barnes woman apart is to make sure she goes ahead and marries Mark Graison.

  Katherine Wentworth : Well, I have no objection to that.

  J.R. Ewing : [mockingly]  Oh, you "have no objection to that," do you? Well, you better just keep on pushin' till that happens, honey!

  Katherine Wentworth : [goes to the door and looks back]  I'll do my best.

  J.R. Ewing : Well, your best better be real good... 'cause if it's not, I'm gonna play Bobby that little tape I made. You remember? You and me in the sack? And after he hears it, he'll never even look at you again.