Dallas (TV Series)

Fallen Idol (1978)

Richard Kelton: The Guzzler

Quotes 

• Jock Ewing : Guzzler, lets you and I go in and have a taste of brandy.

  The Guzzler : Sir, I thought you'd never ask.

  Jock Ewing : I wanna find out if you're still a champion drinker.

  The Guzzler : Yes, Sir!

• Pamela Barnes Ewing : It must be a strain always being so charming and witty, Guzzler.

  The Guzzler : Matter of fact, Pam, it is.

• Pamela Barnes Ewing : Simmer down, Guzzler. I'm not here because of your charm.

  The Guzzler : Well if it's not my great body you're after, then forget it,'cause it's too early in the morning to talk.

• The Guzzler : Daddy's still running Ewing Oil?

  Bobby Ewing : No, no, Daddy spends all of his time on the ranch. Now J.R. runs the company.

  The Guzzler : Mr. Milk of Human Kindness himself.

  [takes huge sip of his drink] 

• The Guzzler : [quoting]  Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.

  [failing to gain positive response, gets up] 

  The Guzzler : Hell, I've been bending everybody's ear all evening.

  Bobby Ewing : I wanna see if you can still catch a football.

  The Guzzler : All right.

  [Lucy smiles up at him as he leaves with Bobby] 

  Jock Ewing : Guzzler. Hope you can stick around a while.

  Miss Ellie Ewing : [smiling]  We'd love to have you.

  Lucy Ewing : [grinning]  That goes double for me.