Dallas (TV Series)

Double Wedding (1978)

Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing

Quotes 

• J.R. Ewing : What do you want out of this, Mr. Haynes?

  Ed Haynes : Pamela.

  J.R. Ewing : Well I'm afraid you got the wrong Mr. Ewing. You see, my brother Bobby is married to Pamela. But I wanna assure you I will help you to see that justice is done. The Ewings would never turn their backs on a veteran.

• Jock Ewing : J.R., what the hell are you talking about?

  J.R. Ewing : Maybe you'd better tell him, Pam.

  Pamela Barnes Ewing : [near tears]  Oh, is that all you have to say? A stranger walks in off the street, tells you some lies about me, and you're serving them up for supper?

  J.R. Ewing : Well, if they are lies, it's the best damn lies I've ever seen, backed up by some pretty good documentary evidence. I had a copy of the marriage license made...

  [hands it to Jock] 

  J.R. Ewing : in case you have to go to court, Pam.

  Jock Ewing : This is ten years old.

  [hands it back to J.R] 

  J.R. Ewing : Yes.

  Sue Ellen Ewing : Of course, you knew about that, Bobby?

  Bobby Ewing : [trying to save face]  Yes, I do. Pamela... told me some time ago.

  J.R. Ewing : Did she also tell you she is still married to him?

  Pamela Barnes Ewing : [yells tearfully]  I am not! It was annulled! I was just a kid!