Quotes
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Jock Ewing : J.R., if I find out you had anything to do with this, I'll kick your tail over to the next county, do you hear?
JR Ewing : Well, there's no sense in looking a gift horse in the mouth, Dad.
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[a picture of Pam with a call-girl and a politician is front page of the newspaper]
Bobby Ewing : This is your style, J.R. My wife and the man that put Cliff Barnes in office.
JR Ewing : Your wife got in plenty of trouble before you all got married. And I, I don't understand why you'd think she'd change...
JR Ewing : [Bobby grabs JR] Hey, wait a...
Jock Ewing : [Jock comes between them] Knock it off, both of ya! Before I beat the hell out of ya!
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Bobby Ewing : Ray and I got in a fight with a couple of boys in a bar last night.
Jock Ewing : I damn wish I'd been with ya!
Miss Ellie Ewing : Jock...
Jock Ewing : Well, nothing I like better than a little fight now and then.
