Dallas (TV Series)

Barbecue Five (1984)

Fern Fitzgerald: Marilee Stone

Quotes 

• Jamie Ewing : [new receptionist]  Hello. Can I help you?

  Marilee Stone : [curtly]  I don't need any help.

  Jamie Ewing : What's your name?

  Marilee Stone : Where are the secretaries?

  Jamie Ewing : They're all out to lunch. Maybe I can help you.

  [Marilee heads for J.R.'s office] 

  Jamie Ewing : You can't go in there!

  Marilee Stone : [chuckles]  The hell I can't.

  [opens door - but there's nobody there] 

  Marilee Stone : Well, looks like everybody's deserted the ship. Where's J.R.?

  Jamie Ewing : I'm not allowed to give out that information.

  Marilee Stone : Well, aren't you cute? "I'm not allowed to give out that information."

  [smirks] 

  Marilee Stone : I know what that means. J.R. is probably ordering room service for two in one of Dallas' better hotels. Skipping the entrée and going directly to dessert. Well, if he gets back today, tell him Mrs. Stone was here.