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Quotes
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Jock Ewing : [to Pamela] Young lady, you've heard his side all your life. It's about time you heard the truth. I put that claim in my name to keep him from gambling his half away.
Digger Barnes : You didn't leave me nothing!
Jock Ewing : I come back with the claim. He's drunk. He looks at the paper, sees my name, jumps me, tries to tear my eyes out. I was gonna give him half of the money.
Pamela Ewing : Stop it. I can't stand this.
Jock Ewing : How can he stand himself? He's been a loser every day of his life. Couldn't even kill me the time he tried.
Miss Ellie Ewing : That's enough, Jock!
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Pamela Ewing : [glowing] I learned a riddle today.
Bobby Ewing : Oh? Let's hear it.
Pamela Ewing : Well, I learned the riddle, but I don't know the answer.
Bobby Ewing : What?
Pamela Ewing : I don't know the answer yet.
Bobby Ewing : You're nuts!
[tosses towel at her, she catches it and giggles]
Pamela Ewing : Yeah? Well, I figured there's only two possible answers.
Bobby Ewing : Pamela... You're gonna tell me the riddle or not?
Pamela Ewing : What do you get when you cross a Barnes... with a Ewing?
Bobby Ewing : [comes out of bathroom, waving toothbrush] In the first place, you never cross a Ewing.
Pamela Ewing : Ugh...
Bobby Ewing : Sorry.
[back to bathroom]
Bobby Ewing : All right, what are the two possible answers?
Pamela Ewing : A boy... or a girl.
