The Cosby Show (TV Series)

Theo and the Joint (1985)

Bill Cosby: Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable

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• Theo : This is my dad.

  Anthony Braxton : Hello, Mr. Huxtable.

  Theo : Dr. Huxtable. Dad, this is Anthony Braxton.

  Cliff : What name do you really go by?

  Anthony Braxton : I'm The Enforcer.

  Cliff : I'm The Dad.

• Vanessa : [trying to find out why Theo is in trouble]  Theo left early for school today. He seemed to be in a hurry.

  Cliff : Oh, yeah?

  Vanessa : It's a shame what happened.

  Cliff : Yeah.

  Vanessa : And to think it would happen in *this* house!

  Cliff : That was the part that bothered me the most.

  Vanessa : What did you say to Theo when you found out?

  Cliff : Well, you know me... so, that's what I said.

  Vanessa : And what did Theo say?

  Cliff : The only thing he could say.

  Vanessa : Oh.

  Cliff : What would *you* have done in that situation?

  Vanessa : I would have had him come to me.

  Cliff : Well, I thought about that but I know how much you don't like to get into other people's business.

  Vanessa : [sighs]  Yeah.

  Cliff : Have a good day at school, dear.

• Cliff : [Clair found a joint in Theo's book and jumps to conclusions]  We don't even know if it is Theo's and you already have our son flying back and forth to Turkey.

• Cliff : As long as you're living in this house, you are not to do any drugs. When you move into your own house, you are not to do any drugs. When I'm dead and you're 75, you are not to do any drugs.