- Vanessa Huxtable: A bunch of girls and I got together at school and we decided that we were going to try out. And since there has never been a girl drum major in our entire school history, we have to be four times as good for them to pick one of us.
- Kenny: I don't think you girls should be doing this.
- Vanessa Huxtable: Why not?
- Kenny: My brother says a man doesn't want to see a woman doing a man's job unless she's wearing a bathing suit.
- Vanessa Huxtable: Kenny, if you don't stop listening to your brother, the only person you're gonna marry is him.