The Cosby Show (TV Series)
The Dentist (1986)
Danny Kaye: Dr. Burns
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Quotes
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Dr. Burns : This is the diploma that was given to me when I graduated dental school in 1776!
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Rudy Huxtable : Show us teeth!
[Dr. Burns opens his mouth]
Rudy Huxtable : No! Those teeth!
Dr. Burns : Where, on the shelves? Yeah these go on the shelves too sometimes.
[picks up some false teeth]
Dr. Burns : A long time ago these teeth came into my office, they didn't have an appointment, they didn't have anything! And I said 'do I know you?' and they said 'No, but you've taken out some of our friends!'
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Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : There's no woman in here.
Dr. Burns : No, just me.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : And you're not pregnant either!
Dr. Burns : Not now, no.
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Dr. Burns : Monday you come see me.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : No, Monday's no good.
Dr. Burns : Tuesday?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : No, Tuesday's even tighter than Monday.
Dr. Burns : How loose is Wednesday?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : No, Wednesday's no good either.
Dr. Burns : Would you consider Feezle day?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : No because Feezle Day we take the children out to see the Feezles.
