The Cosby Show (TV Series)

Pilot (1984)

Phylicia Rashad: Clair Huxtable

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• Clair : Cliff, why do we have four children?

  Cliff : Because we did not want five.

• Clair Huxtable : New rule in this house starting now: Nobody's to touch anybody anywhere with anything for the rest of their lives!

• Cliff : Did you tell Denise she could go out on a date tonight?

  Clair Huxtable : Yes, I did.

  Cliff : Well, have you seen the boy?

  Clair Huxtable : Yes, I have.

  Cliff : Well, how ugly is he?

• Cliff : Who's in trouble now?

  Clair : Theodore.

  Cliff : Oh, good, 'cause I thought it was me.

• Clair : You better handle it, because if I handle it, he's gonna smile and say, "No problem." And I'll have to kill him.

  Cliff : So you want me to kill him for you?

  Clair : Right.

  Cliff : Can I have something to eat before I kill him?

  Clair : Cliff!

  Cliff : Yeah, I'll be crueler on an empty stomach.