The Cosby Show (TV Series)

Live and Learn (1990)

Lisa Bonet: Denise Huxtable Kendall

Quotes 

• [Denise explains her bad grade to her parents] 

  Denise : If you have 60% of a pie, that's still a lot of pie!

• Denise : I wrote one for history, check it out,

  [drumming on the table and rapping] 

  Denise : Columbus sailed the ocean blue in fourteen hundred and ninety-two. When he got to the shore he said 'let's talk' on the place he called Plymouth Rock.

  Rebecca Shorter : Denise, Columbus sailed to the Caribbean in 1492, the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock in 1620.

  Denise : Oh.

• Rebecca Shorter : I'll check it out, and maybe you can even perform an assembly.

  Denise : Yeah?

  Rebecca Shorter : Yeah, but not on Christopher Columbus.