- [talking about Vanessa]
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: I remember when she wouldn't even let a boy get next to her.
- Cliff: That's right. And now that's MY job.
- Cliff: [Rudy comes downstairs in a pumpkin costume] Whoa, where're you going? To a wedding?
- Rudy Huxtable: No, trick-or-treating!
- Cliff: Trick-or-treating? What's that?
- Rudy Huxtable: Where you dress up and get candy.
- Cliff: Well when did that start?
- Rudy Huxtable: When I was 3.
- Janet Meiser: [upon seeing Clair's costume] *wow*, Mrs. Huxtable!*Great* costume!
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: [feigning ignorance] What costume?
- Cliff: [getting the kids ready for Trick-or-treating] And do you have a song while go out there?
- Rudy Huxtable, Katie, Peter Chiara: [singing in unison; as the sitcom audience laughs] Trick or treat, smell my feet/ Give me something good to eat!/ If you don't, I don't care/ I'll pull down your underwear!
- [a short pause]
- Cliff: [bluntly] I don't think that's an appropriate song.