The Cosby Show (TV Series)
Denise's Friend (1985)
Bill Cosby: Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
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Quotes
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Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : [pointing to Theo] All right, say you're pregnant.
Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable : ME?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : YOU'RE pregnant. What are you going to do?
Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable : First I wanna know who did it.
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Denise Huxtable Kendall : Remember when I spent the night at Janet's house a few weeks ago? Well I didn't spend the night at Janet's I spent the night at Tommy Watkins.
Vanessa Huxtable : YOU WHAT?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : How - how come Mr. and Mrs. Watkins did tell us?
Denise Huxtable Kendall : They were on vacation.
Vanessa Huxtable : They were?
Denise Huxtable Kendall : We didn't do anything, just listened to some records.
[pause]
Denise Huxtable Kendall : Are you angry?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Ask your mother.
Denise Huxtable Kendall : Mom, are you angry?
Clair Hanks Huxtable : Oh no, I'm not angry... I'm MAD!
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Cliff : What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
Theo : If I was pregnant? First of all I'd want to find out who did it?
Cliff : But what if you couldn't find out who did it. Then what would you do?
Theo : I don't know?
Cliff : Your mother and I want you to know that you can always come to us when you have a problem.
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Cliff : What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
Theo : If I was pregnant? First of all I'd want to find out who did it?
Cliff : But what if you couldn't find out who did it. Then what would you do?
Theo : I'd go to one of my friends.
Cliff : You mean that you would go to Cockroach rather than us your parents?
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Clair Hanks Huxtable : I think what your father wants to know is how you feel about what he said.
Vanessa Huxtable : Well, I liked what he said.
Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux : Yeah, I thought he said it very well.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : I'm not asking for a critique on what I said.
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Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : You wore this to the church picnic. The church picnic that we drove down to when we were very teenagery, that we drove right on past, went down and found a spot by the river, and we had a lovely picnic, and then hugged and necked.
Clair Hanks Huxtable : [blushing] We never did make it to the choir picnic.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : That's right, because you were fresh!