- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I put the thing in reverse, I let go of the emergency brake and push down on the gas and the car said...
- [pauses, looking like he's confused]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: 'Oh, you want to go backwards!'. So now we back out, and the thing takes off and
- [makes a hiccup noise and stiffens]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: and now it's vibrating. I mean, this motor makes a
- [makes a motorboat sound]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Now, I look in the rear view mirror and whatever I'm gonna run over, there's twelve of them.
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: You see, Denise, you know you can pretty much do anything you want because, deep down, you know we're always there to bail you out. You see, we're your safety net. And, we're so good at it, half the time you don't even know we're doing it. And, your father and I accept that responsibility because we're your parents. And, you'd better not ever forget that, young lady. Because, if you EVER take THIS attitude with us again, you can take whatever is in that bank account of yours and go DISCOVER America!
- [Cliff is meeting with a older couple, Mr. and Mrs. Kenton. Mr. Kenton appears to be in his 50's, Mrs. Kenton in late 40's]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I wanted to meet with you about the results of your test.
- Mr. Kenton: Everything's all right, isn't it, Doctor?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Everything's fine...
- [turns to Mrs. Kenton]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: you're pregnant!
- Mr. Kenton: [perplexed] How did it happen?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well, you see, there were these two bees...
- Mr. Kenton: I do know how it
- [the pregnancy]
- Mr. Kenton: happened, I just didn't know I could make it happen!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: The human male is quite capable well into his seventies and, for some, beyond.
- Mrs. Kenton: [stunned, looking at her husband] We're going to have a baby...
- [both turn to look at Cliff]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well, I didn't do it!
- Mr. Kenton: Donnie is going to have a baby brother or sister!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Donnie is your son?
- Mr. Kenton: He's 26! He has a son five!
- Mrs. Kenton: Our child is going to be younger than our grandchild!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [trying to be reassuring] Yes, the child will be... younger than the grandchild, but... it's OK, because... the two of you... will be older than... everybody!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [telling Claire, who's laughing, about the test drive with the car Denise wants to buy] I press down on the gas and, you think I'm lying, the car said 'what?'.
- Sam Lucas: Looks like your daughter's fond of the car.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah.
- Sam Lucas: What do you think it's worth?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well, it's hard to say. What do you want for it?
- Sam Lucas: Well I just want a fair price.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I want to give you a fair price.
- Sam Lucas: Then we should have no problem.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Okay, so what's your fair price?
- Sam Lucas: I don't know. What do you think is a fair price?+
- Denise Huxtable: Daddy, a few minor adjustments.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: A few minor adjustments? How much money do you think it will cost to fix this car up?
- Denise Huxtable: I dunno, $200.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: $200, huh? Let me tell you something. First of all, you got a major steering problem.
- Denise Huxtable: Oh, so you get a new steering wheel.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: The wheel was the best thing on the car!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [negotiating the price of a used car] Well I think my daughter would be happy paying $500 for it.
- Sam Lucas: I just hung up on you.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well... you want me to dial again?
- Sam Lucas: I hope I'm home.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: 750.
- Sam Lucas: I hear it ringing.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: 850.
- Sam Lucas: Hello!