The Cosby Show (TV Series)
Denise Drives (1985)
Bill Cosby: Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
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Quotes
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Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : I put the thing in reverse, I let go of the emergency brake and push down on the gas and the car said...
[pauses, looking like he's confused]
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : 'Oh, you want to go backwards!'. So now we back out, and the thing takes off and
[makes a hiccup noise and stiffens]
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : and now it's vibrating. I mean, this motor makes a
[makes a motorboat sound]
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Now, I look in the rear view mirror and whatever I'm gonna run over, there's twelve of them.
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[Cliff is meeting with a older couple, Mr. and Mrs. Kenton. Mr. Kenton appears to be in his 50's, Mrs. Kenton in late 40's]
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : I wanted to meet with you about the results of your test.
Mr. Kenton : Everything's all right, isn't it, Doctor?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Everything's fine...
[turns to Mrs. Kenton]
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : you're pregnant!
Mr. Kenton : [perplexed] How did it happen?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Well, you see, there were these two bees...
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Mr. Kenton : I do know how it
[the pregnancy]
Mr. Kenton : happened, I just didn't know I could make it happen!
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : The human male is quite capable well into his seventies and, for some, beyond.
Mrs. Kenton : [stunned, looking at her husband] We're going to have a baby...
[both turn to look at Cliff]
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Well, I didn't do it!
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Mr. Kenton : Donnie is going to have a baby brother or sister!
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Donnie is your son?
Mr. Kenton : He's 26! He has a son five!
Mrs. Kenton : Our child is going to be younger than our grandchild!
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : [trying to be reassuring] Yes, the child will be... younger than the grandchild, but... it's OK, because... the two of you... will be older than... everybody!
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Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : [telling Claire, who's laughing, about the test drive with the car Denise wants to buy] I press down on the gas and, you think I'm lying, the car said 'what?'.
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Sam Lucas : Looks like your daughter's fond of the car.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Yeah.
Sam Lucas : What do you think it's worth?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Well, it's hard to say. What do you want for it?
Sam Lucas : Well I just want a fair price.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : I want to give you a fair price.
Sam Lucas : Then we should have no problem.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Okay, so what's your fair price?
Sam Lucas : I don't know. What do you think is a fair price?+
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Denise Huxtable : Daddy, a few minor adjustments.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : A few minor adjustments? How much money do you think it will cost to fix this car up?
Denise Huxtable : I dunno, $200.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : $200, huh? Let me tell you something. First of all, you got a major steering problem.
Denise Huxtable : Oh, so you get a new steering wheel.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : The wheel was the best thing on the car!
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Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : [negotiating the price of a used car] Well I think my daughter would be happy paying $500 for it.
Sam Lucas : I just hung up on you.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Well... you want me to dial again?
Sam Lucas : I hope I'm home.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : 750.
Sam Lucas : I hear it ringing.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : 850.
Sam Lucas : Hello!