- [Stan and Billy are holding Mary hostage. Her estranged Bank manger, husband Max has just come in to pick up a few things. He realises that Mary is not alone and that Stan and Billy are carrying loaded weapons]
- Max: Mary, Mary. There's no necessity for s. I'm not a violent man. You know that. All I came for was a clean pair of socks and the wedding photograph and I'll be right out...
- Mary: Shut up Max! These men want to rob your bank. They're going to hold me hostage while you go the bank and get the money.
- Billy: There's six million in there. We want it all.
- Max: [Looking at a clock's he's tucked away in his overcoat pocket] It's closed now.
- Billy: Well open it.
- Stan: yeah, you've the keys. We've seen you.
- Max: Yeah, well I have but unfortunately the vault's on a time clock. Nobody can open it till tomorrow.
- Billy: What we going to do Stan?
- Max: I know. You can stay here tonight. I'll cook dinner.
- Billy: What we having?
- Max: What about Risotto?
- Billy: Sounds poncy.
- Stan: No Billy. I like Risotto. Do you wanna hand?
- [Mary gives an annoyed look. She's clearly not amused by the odd situation]