The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)
South Atlantic Raiders: Part 1 (1990)
Nigel Planer: Stan
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Quotes
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[Stan and Billy are holding Mary hostage. Her estranged Bank manger, husband Max has just come in to pick up a few things. He realises that Mary is not alone and that Stan and Billy are carrying loaded weapons]
Max : Mary, Mary. There's no necessity for s. I'm not a violent man. You know that. All I came for was a clean pair of socks and the wedding photograph and I'll be right out...
Mary : Shut up Max! These men want to rob your bank. They're going to hold me hostage while you go the bank and get the money.
Billy : There's six million in there. We want it all.
Max : [Looking at a clock's he's tucked away in his overcoat pocket] It's closed now.
Billy : Well open it.
Stan : yeah, you've the keys. We've seen you.
Max : Yeah, well I have but unfortunately the vault's on a time clock. Nobody can open it till tomorrow.
Billy : What we going to do Stan?
Max : I know. You can stay here tonight. I'll cook dinner.
Billy : What we having?
Max : What about Risotto?
Billy : Sounds poncy.
Stan : No Billy. I like Risotto. Do you wanna hand?
[Mary gives an annoyed look. She's clearly not amused by the odd situation]