The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)

South Atlantic Raiders: Part 1 (1990)

Adrian Edmondson: Billy

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• [Stan and Billy are holding Mary hostage. Her estranged Bank manger, husband Max has just come in to pick up a few things. He realises that Mary is not alone and that Stan and Billy are carrying loaded weapons] 

  Max : Mary, Mary. There's no necessity for s. I'm not a violent man. You know that. All I came for was a clean pair of socks and the wedding photograph and I'll be right out...

  Mary : Shut up Max! These men want to rob your bank. They're going to hold me hostage while you go the bank and get the money.

  Billy : There's six million in there. We want it all.

  Max : [Looking at a clock's he's tucked away in his overcoat pocket]  It's closed now.

  Billy : Well open it.

  Stan : yeah, you've the keys. We've seen you.

  Max : Yeah, well I have but unfortunately the vault's on a time clock. Nobody can open it till tomorrow.

  Billy : What we going to do Stan?

  Max : I know. You can stay here tonight. I'll cook dinner.

  Billy : What we having?

  Max : What about Risotto?

  Billy : Sounds poncy.

  Stan : No Billy. I like Risotto. Do you wanna hand?

  [Mary gives an annoyed look. She's clearly not amused by the odd situation]