- Col. Mustard: But I love you! Does that count for nothing?
- Mrs. Peacock: It's not enough for me, Mike. There are richer fish in the sea, and I intend to catch one.
- Col. Mustard: [Col. Mustard grabs Mrs. Peacock] Elizabeth! You can't mean that.
- Mrs. Peacock: Look, don't be so ridiculous. The only reason you ever loved me was for my wealth. I'm afraid it's all over between us, Mike. Of course you could reapply... when you're rich.
- Maggie Philbin: Do I have to be on his team?
- Presenter: Yes, I'm afraid it's a husband and wife family occasion and you have to be on your husband's team, yes.
- Jack Peacock: It's a pitty you'd miss out in all this, isn't it?
- Miss Scarlett: [seductively] Maybe I don't have to... We've always got on well, you and I- common enemy and all that... Maybe we could come to some kindt of compromise?
- Jack Peacock: And give your stepmother ammunition in divorce court? Don't be silly.
- Miss Scarlett: Talking of ammunition, do you always carry a gun?
- Jack Peacock: Old habits die hard.
- Miss Scarlett: May I see?
- [takes the gun out of Jack's jacket pocket]
- Jack Peacock: What's mine's me own.
- Miss Scarlett: [unemotionally calm] I don't know how to tell you this mother, but he appears to be dead. Stone dead.
- [Mrs. Peacock and Colonel Mustard's wedding ceremony]
- Rev. Green: Therefore, if any man can show any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else here after, forever hold his peace.
- Jack Peacock: [Stands up] This whole thing's a farce!
- Mrs. Peacock: Jack!
- [runs away from the isle]
- Mrs. Peacock: Oh my God, nooo!