- Creepy Trucker: I was in my 18 wheeler late one night, at about the sleepy hour. When I come upon a cop car swerving around in the suicide lane. I could tell he was too sleepy to be driving right then and there. So I get up next to him try to guide him off the road with my rig. But I cut it a little too hard, sent that cop sailing right off a cliff. hahahahaha
- Joan of Arc: Did you kill him?
- Creepy Trucker: Kill him? I saved his life. Course he's a cripple now.
- Gandhi: Mom, Dad: I'm at a turning point in life. And today, I've made a life changing decision based on very poor information. I'm going to be... a trucker.
- Gandhi's Foster Mother: I'm going... to hang myself.
- Gandhi's Foster Father: I have no son!
- Gandhi's Foster Mother: I'm getting out the good noose!
- Narrator: Next week, on a very special Clone High. A mysterious male stranger comes to town, and he's brought a surprise ending with him that would shock you. Will her secret - wait, did I just say HER? Boy that was the ONE thing I wasn't supposed to tell you! I ruin EVERYTHING! It's like the time I spoiled "The Sixth Sense" for my friend Steve he SPECIFICALLY told me NOT to reveal the ending. Stupid, REALLY STUPID... why do we do this LIVE?