- Scudworth: Any group that controls this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation marks must be incredibly powerful! And soon, in fact this Thursday in the cafetorium, I shall become their leader!
- Larry Hardcore: See, I was into everything: weed, grass, ganga, reefer, marijuana, mary jane, I did it all. I even smoked pot once.
- Julius Caesar: I've always enjoyed injesting raisins, but I never thought about smoking them. Well now I have. And I *want to do it*!