- Ponce de Leon: I've been thinking a lot lately, JFK, about life and stuff.
- JFK: If by life, you mean sex and by thinking, you mean having. Hey, Poncey?
- Ponce de Leon: Life is so short. I mean, there's no fountain of youth, Jackie boy. You got to live every day like it was your last. I want to make sure everyone knows how I feel about them.
- JFK: Feelings are for dames!
- Ponce de Leon: You are so detached, man. I'm trying to get in touch with me, in here.
- JFK: I don't know who you are. But you're not my friend, Ponce. You're some kind of sissy broad.
- Ponce de Leon: Calm down, Jack.
- JFK: I am perfectly calm!
- Ponce de Leon: I am trying to tell you something before it's too late.
- JFK: It is too late, whoever you are. Because the real Ponce is dead to me!
- [JFK yells]